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From: TheNixleTeam@emails.nixle.com
To: Aimee Clark
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Subject: Advisory Message: Dickinson County Sheriff's Office asking for public's helpto solve another animal shooting.
Sent: Aug 23, 2010 8:49 AM

Hi Aimee Clark,

Advisory Message has been issued by the Dickinson County Emergency Services.

Monday August 23, 2010 8:48 AM CDT

Dickinson County Sheriff's Office asking for public's help to solve another animal shooting.

On 8-21-2010 at approximately 1:03 PM, the Dickinson County Sheriff's Office responded to 2522 235th street, east of Milford, in reference to a dog that had been shot. Upon arrival, the owner of the residence stated that she found her female German Shepherd mix dog wounded in her yard at approximately 11:00 AM. The dog was taken to a local veterinarian where it was put down. This incident is believed to have occurred sometime between the hours of 7:00 PM on 8-20-2010 and 11:00 AM on 8-22-2010. A small caliber firearm is suspected in being used in the commission of the crime.

At this time, it is unclear if this incident is related to the horse and cat that were shot on 8-2-2010 at 2443 202nd street.

The Dickinson County Sheriff's Office is asking for the public's help in investigating this incident. Anyone having information regarding this matter is urged to call the Dickinson County Sheriff's Office at 336-2793. If you wish to remain anonymous, you may call Dickinson County Crimestoppers at 336-2345. Crimestoppers offers up to $200.00 for information that leads to an arrest.

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Dickinson County Sheriff's Office
712-336-2793
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My mom was near the Lloyd Center in Portland today and found a Pit
Bull puppy. She was wearing a collar that was much too tight, and she
was tied to a broken tree branch so tightly that she couldn't even
move but in a tiny circle. The fact that the branch was broken had her
concerned that somebody tried to hang her on purpose. The pup had no
water, and I guess it was a hot day today. She called the AC
non-emergency number stuck around for some time asking passersby about
her, and nobody knew where she came from. After nobody claimed her and
she didn't get a phone call back, she took the pup home. She couldn't
even untie her from the branch. She had to just take the collar off to
get her loose.

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He will be 14 in December and is doing well! My mom had him over for a
visit today and took these pics for me. I miss the old guy :'(

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Date: Mon, May 17, 2010 at 3:14 PM
Subject: a child's perspective
To:

  Why do we love children?
  1) NUDITY
  I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
  woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
  naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from
  the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

  2) OPINIONS
  On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from
  his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not
  necessarily those of his parents.'

  3) KETCHUP
  A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her
  struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer
  the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's
  hitting the bottle.'

  4) MORE NUDITY
  A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
  room.. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
  grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in
  amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a
  little boy before?'

  5) POLICE # 1
  While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
  interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my
  uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop?' 'Yes,' I answered and continued
  writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the
  police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well, then,'
  she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please tie my
  shoe?'

  6) POLICE # 2
  It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
  station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking,
  and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you got back
  there?' he asked.
  'It sure is,' I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards
  the back of the van. Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

  7) ELDERLY
  While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
  shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds.
  She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
  particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her
  staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself
  for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered,
  'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

  8) DRESS-UP
  A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
  her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
  suit.'
  'And why not, darling?'
  'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

  9) DEATH
  While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
  heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
  Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin.
  Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small
  box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal
  of the deceased.
  The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
  sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always
  said: 'Glory be unto the Father, and unto the Son, and into the hole he
  goes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

  10) SCHOOL
  A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just
  wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write,
  and they won't let me talk!'

  11) BIBLE
  A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he
  fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the
  Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old
  leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
  'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
  'What have you got there, dear?'
  With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's
  Adam's underwear!'

  NOW IF THIS DIDN'T BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY, GO BACK TO BED AND FORGET IT!

DINNER 

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.  Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

Tourist:  $5
Broiled Missionary:  $7
Fried Explorer:  $9
Freshly Baked Republicans and Democrats:  $150

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a huge price difference for the politicians?

'The cook replied, 'Have you ever tried to clean one?  They're so full of shit, it takes all morning.'

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